{"id":1781,"date":"2022-05-17T13:43:30","date_gmt":"2022-05-17T13:43:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/2022.betrisey.ch\/le-juke-box-de-la-grenette"},"modified":"2022-06-04T08:45:07","modified_gmt":"2022-06-04T08:45:07","slug":"le-juke-box-de-la-grenette","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.betrisey.ch\/en\/le-juke-box-de-la-grenette","title":{"rendered":"The Grenette jukebox"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>This device was conceived to solve a recurrent dilemma for many customers who enter this bistro: &#8220;Will I go home tonight with someone, or will I get a mine again?<br><br><br>All you have to do is slide a two-franc coin into the slot. A marble rises, falls on a pendulum, hesitating, and then falls into a labyrinth.<br>When it reaches the bottom, there are three possible choices, depending on whether it falls to the right, the centre or the left.<br><br>To the right? The machine generously delivers a tablet of Alka Selzer.<br>In the middle? &#8230;Nothing, except that the pub radio slowly switches off, the jukebox turns on for 15 minutes with thousands of songs to choose from a hard drive, Youtube or your own usb stick, then the radio comes back on again.<br>On the left? You get a condom. (dimensions: European average. Sorry.)<br><br>Other details:<br>&#8211; Every hour that passes is marked by the discreet tinkling of hard drives clattering together<\/br><\/br><\/br>.<br><br><br><br>&#8211; Two places are provided for Alkas Selzer or condoms that may not be needed. They are marked &#8220;Condoms on hold&#8221; or &#8220;Alkas on hold&#8221;. Anyone can use them, in short, a bit like the &#8220;waiting cafes&#8221;.<br><br><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/2022.betrisey.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/jukebox.jpg\" alt=\"\"><\/br><\/br><\/br><\/br><\/br><\/br><\/br><\/br><\/br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"720\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 1280 \/ 720;\" width=\"1280\" controls src=\"https:\/\/2022.betrisey.ch\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/juke-box.mp4\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Now for some trivial considerations. This piece was born free of any fashion, aesthetic trend, customer&#8217;s desire or need to please. It was born, but will never be able to live (Patrick Hernandez is wrong, it cannot be said enough) because of some dark legal details:<br><br>&#8211; Federal law on gaming houses (LMJ 935.52 art.4, need for a concession<br>)- Expertise and qualification of machines of chance (CFMJ 712-004, need for expertise and qualification)<br>&#8211; Federal law on medicines (LPTh 812.21 art.30, need for an authorisation)<br>&#8211; PLCoC 930.01.1 art.64, (need for a patent)<\/br><\/br><\/br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>And probably many others, but I think the boat is full&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Those who prefer the technical side will go <a href=\"https:\/\/2022.betrisey.ch\/juke-box-le-cote-technique\" data-type=\"page\" data-id=\"1091\">here<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This device was conceived to solve a recurrent dilemma for many customers who enter this bistro: &#8220;Will I go home tonight with someone, or will I get a mine again? All you have to do is slide a two-franc coin into the slot. A marble rises, falls on a pendulum, hesitating, and then falls into [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1781","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.betrisey.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1781","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.betrisey.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.betrisey.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.betrisey.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.betrisey.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1781"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.betrisey.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1781\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1782,"href":"https:\/\/www.betrisey.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1781\/revisions\/1782"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.betrisey.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}