Measuring devices

The gerontometer

Shoehorn designed to adapt permanently to the age of the person using it. (adjustable from 20 to 90 years old

The pifometer

Until now, the pifometer was something that everyone knew about but that nobody had ever seen.
However, it does exist: this device is used to measure the length of the nose which, it seems, would allow one to enjoy the exquisite ability to guess rather than to calculate….

The pitchometer

Therapeutic instrument designed to relieve those who only measure in length and breadth. The opposite of the pitchometer.

Ruler of conduct

A measuring instrument for flexible minds. The opposite of the pitchometer.